A Great Man

"Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."
- Idiocracy, 2006

A Pile of Burning Bodies

"I heard there are some real cadavers in body bags at the Kurtz Compound set. I asked the propman about it; he said, 'The script says a pile of burning bodies; it doesn't say a pile of burning dummies.'"
—Eleanor Coppola, Notes, on the set of Apocalypse Now

Full Credit

"How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
—Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five, 1969