Pure Snow

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

"Greendale is a bodaciously small town . . . A fly speck on the map, a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!"

"I've been going to this high school for 7 1/2 years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls."

"You ski the K-12 dude and girls will go sterile just looking at you!"

"Outrageous! This is pure snow! It's everywhere! I think I just froze the left half of my brain!"

—Charles De Mar, Better Off Dead, 1985